Friday, February 29, 2008

Love and Marriage!

Here are some funny ones about marriage...

Everybody says "Love is blind" but fail to add marriage is the real 'eye opener'.

They say marraiges are made in Heaven ....
hmm so are the thunders and lightenings !!

Me and my wife were happy for 23 years...
Then we got married !!

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

I was incomplete before marriage...
after it, i was finished !!

In marriage one person is always rite the other one is Husband.

Every man should marry after all happiness is not the only thing in life.

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome:
The one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it !!

It takes two to make a marriage a success
while failure needs just one.

I don't want to marry, there are lot of other ways to ruin one's life.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality, just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives.


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